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- 1 sardar building se gira, doctr said he'z died.sardar suddenly wakeup n said main zinda hn
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- Sardar:
Andar na koi Scene si, na Awaaz"
Friend:
"Film da Naam ki si?"
Sardar:
"No Disc Inserted"
:-)
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- A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
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- Q. What would you call a dead sar dar in a cupboard?
Ans. Winner of the last year's hide & seek competition...
- A sirdar was talking on telephone.
Sardar: "BV se?
Friend: "Itne pyar se?"
Sardar: Tmhari hai..."
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- Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hoo.
Son: Papa school me miss b yehi bolti hai tu insan ki nahin kisi JANWAR ki aulad hai
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- One day a Donkey kicked Sardar on his back
Run away.
Next day Sardar found Zebra in the field,
He kicked him
&
said: Salay Tracksuit pehn kar dhoka deta hai.
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- Eik Surdar dosray sardar se: "yar tu nay appni biwi ko talaq keun dee".
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- Sardar
: Ik Wari Main Chotta Hunda C. Main Minar-e-pakistan Ton Ghir Gya C.
2ra srdar :Fir Mar Gya C k Bach Gya C ?Sardar :Mainu Yad Nai Main
Chotta Hunda c.
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- Son
to Sardar: papa ap k pas 5 rupe hon ge ? Sardar : han puter ye meri
right wali pocket se nikal lo, pocket phati howi thi, bache k hath main
lun a gaya, sardar: onhon, left wali se nikal lo , left wali b phati ho
thi, bache k hath main phir lun a gaya , son : gusse main, pesa 1 nai
lun 2 , 2 rake howe hain
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ap great ho master bhai
